July 1st, 2011
calikalie: TOP FIVE PARKS AND RECREATION COLD OPENS (in chronological order) | requested by 7percentsolution RON:  What’s going on here?LESLIE: Puppy!APRIL: A puppy’s here!LESLIE: Can we keep him?ANDY: My neighbor’s dog had a litter. They’re looking for people to adopt.APRIL: I love him!ANDY: I wish he had tiny puppy shoes. I would totally shine his shoes for free. [everyone awws] I do say the cutest stuff.RON: Look, I love a good dog as much as the next guy, but this building doesn’t allow animals. Andy, take him outside.ANDY: What and shoot him?RON: No, just keep him outside.TOM: Aww, come on, Ron. I’m just a little puppy. I ain’t done nothing wrong. I’m just a puppy. Hmm, I like your moustache. I wish I could have one, but I can’t, ‘cause I’m just a little puppy. RON: Okay, take him out and shoot him. 2.22, “Telethon”

calikalie:

TOP FIVE PARKS AND RECREATION COLD OPENS (in chronological order) | requested by 7percentsolution

RON:  What’s going on here?
LESLIE: Puppy!
APRIL: A puppy’s here!
LESLIE: Can we keep him?
ANDY: My neighbor’s dog had a litter. They’re looking for people to adopt.
APRIL: I love him!
ANDY: I wish he had tiny puppy shoes. I would totally shine his shoes for free. [everyone awws] I do say the cutest stuff.
RON: Look, I love a good dog as much as the next guy, but this building doesn’t allow animals. Andy, take him outside.
ANDY: What and shoot him?
RON: No, just keep him outside.
TOM: Aww, come on, Ron. I’m just a little puppy. I ain’t done nothing wrong. I’m just a puppy. Hmm, I like your moustache. I wish I could have one, but I can’t, ‘cause I’m just a little puppy.
RON: Okay, take him out and shoot him.

2.22, “Telethon”

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